Did you just spend the last two days trying to come up with a good name? Don’t beat yourself up, it happens to most entrepreneurs.
To make this process as painless as possible, we’ve come up with an entire list of witty dispensary names and slogans for you to use flat out, or as inspiration. Keep reading to figure out clever tricks to come up with your own name and slogan.
Witty Dispensary Names
It's not always easy to come up with a name for a dispensary that is both entertaining and also shows intelligence. If you're spending all your time coming up with a name then it may be time for you to take a different approach.
Instead of banging your head on a wall for the next few hours, get some inspiration from these witty dispensary names.
- Weed Emporium
- Hemp Depot
- Lazy Daze Cannabis Co.
- Happy Endings Incorporated
- Blueberry Ballistics LLC
- Stoned in Seattle Dispensary
- The Kush Spot, Inc.
- Medical Pot Mart
- Smokey the Bear's Joints & Jokes
- Marijuana Express
- Smoke and Mirrors
- Joint Venture Inc.
- Discreet Delivery Company
- The Weedery
- Buds 'N Brains Inc.
- Daisy Daze Dispensary Inc.
- Mr. Owl's Pot Shop
- Joint Rest Stop
- Cannabis College
Witty Dispensary Slogans
Coming up with a memorable and clever name like The Cones Factory is only half the battle. Creating an equally memorable dispensary slogan will help keep your brand at the tip of your customer's minds.
It doesn’t matter if you’re coming up with a CBD slogan or marijuana slogan, coming up with something memorable can change everything.
A great slogan can get stuck in the mind of your audience which means you won't have to pay for nearly as much marketing material.
Here are some of our favorite witty dispensary slogans:
- Built Weed Tough
- A radical new Weed
- Have Weed Your Way
- Weed after a long day
- Weed - as good as it gets!
- Weed, the secret of women
- Weed is inspiration
- Weed wanted
- Weed moments
- The joy of Weed
- Watch Out, There's Weed About
- Dude, You're Getting Weed!
- Smart. Beautiful. Weed
- Weed as sure as the sun shines
- Weed is forever
- I Can't Believe It's Not Weed
- Weed Is Our Middle Name
- Weed - get ready
- A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Weed
- You don't want Weed as your enemy
- Weed the best service around
- I Learned It By Smoking Weed
- With Weed you'll have no more worries
- Be young, have fun, taste Weed
- You've Got Questions. We've Got Weed
- I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Weed
- Absolute Weed
- World Class Weed
- Weed has what it takes
- Weed the choice cut
- Fill It To The Rim With Weed
- Makes You Feel Weed Again
- Get Weed today
How to Write Your Own Witty Dispensary Name and Slogan
When you're coming up with your own witty dispensary name it's best to allow yourself to let go completely. You could be running a pre-roll company or another type of marijuana-related business and you’ll need to follow the same advice.
The reason it's so hard for people to come up with a witty name is that they are often judging themselves before they even come up with anything. They are worried about what others will think and it restricts them from coming up with anything creative.
To counteract this, try an exercise where you set a timer for five minutes and you come up with the craziest and funniest names you can for a business.
Try not to censor yourself at all or think that you are coming up with bad or witty dispensary names. The point of the exercise is to open up your mind to thinking differently than you normally do.
After the five minutes is up, set the timer again for another five minutes but this time try to come up with witty names you think will work for your dispensary.
You should be able to gather a list of good options during the exercise. After you're finished you can narrow them down to the top three.
Take your names and show them to friends or people in the industry. Get their feedback on what they feel would be best.
Using a Dispensary Name and Slogan Generator
If you're still having trouble coming up with a witty dispensary name and cannabis or CBD slogan then it's time to turn to the robots.
Name and slogan generators are all over the internet and you could try several to get the most variety you can.
Simply plug in some basic info into the websites about what type of name you are looking for or what type of industry. It will automatically come up with a list of names and slogans for you to try.
Different websites will come up with options in different ways. Some websites will try to write the entire name and slogan for you while others will combine different common words or trends to aggregate your name and slogan.
Most generators are completely free to use and it's a quick way to come up with a list that you can choose from for your dispensary.
Use the same method as outlined above to validate if your choices represent your brand well. Ask friends and family to see what they think. Send it to other people in your industry and see how they feel.
The best part about a generator is that it will never stop coming up with ideas. Before you pick out your favorite one, make sure it isn't already filed as a business name.
From this feedback, you should be able to pick out a top pick for your dispensary name and slogan.
Creating a Name and Slogan for Your Dispensary
If you’re worried about what people think or if your witty dispensary name is good enough, it might take you a while to come up with anything. Instead, take the names on this list as motivation to get started or use the tips on how to come up with your own name and slogan. You can even use a name generator to speed up the whole process.